Wedding MC Jokes and Romantic One-Liners


Wedding MC Jokes and Romantic One-Liners

Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”.

This couple were married for 67 years. The husband/wife was asked if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce. “Heavens no,” he/she replied. “Murder, yes. But never divorce.”

Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriages are made in heaven. Then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.

My wife says I never listen, or something like that.

A great joke to use at the end of the wedding reception:

I wanted to make a short toast of my own. I’ve known John and Jane for a few years now, and I’ve seen them make a lot of tough decisions together. Some good decisions and some not-so-good decisions. I’m just glad that I could be here today to witness them make the best decision of their lives . . . dramatic pause . . . choosing me as their MC.

While the audience is clapping you can bow to them and mouth, “Thank you guys so much,” to the bride and groom.